Why cats taste like Bacon

I've had 8 cats in my lifetime. Most of them died a horrible death, which left me with the three I have now. Kitty, who has a been a dick to me ever since i threw him down the stairs and broke his leg, Sexfalcon, my loyal follower and my favorite cat, and Wilbur, a scared ass cat that just pretends to love me so I sneak it milk occasionally. I devote my entire life to these cats. This is my story.